Monkeys packing heat
February 23, 2007
Evidence of monkey tool building skills.
Sure, it’s just a stick – now. But the next thing you know it’ll be a bigger stick. Then two bigger sticks. Eventually it’ll be fully automatic gas cooled sticks with mother of pearl handles and matching clam-shell holsters.
Hopefully they’ll evolve mandatory background checks soon. You wouldn’t want any crazy old monkey getting his hands on that kind of hardware.