Pope forms Exorcism Squad
December 30, 2007
You’ve got to be kidding me.
The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.
Vatican chiefs are concerned at what they see as an increased interest in the occult.
They have introduced courses for priests to combat what they call the most extreme form of “Godlessness.”
Each bishop is to be told to have in his diocese a number of priests trained to fight demonic possession.
I wonder if they get capes? It’s good to see that the Catholic church is focusing on the important issues.
My favorite line:
The Vatican is particularly concerned that young people are being exposed to the influence of Satanic sects through rock music and the Internet.
Can’t. Breath. Properly. Must. Stop. Laughing. Before. Asphyxiate.